The Carer – Review Bertie Archer August 6, 2016 Reviews Sir Michael Gifford is not a pleasant man. An aging actor quick to quote Shakespeare and shaken by his failing health, he is nonetheless a cantankerous, foul-mouthed, pompous ass – Brian Cox is perfect as...
The Citizen Kane of Awful: The Bourne Legacy Bertie Archer July 28, 2016 Features, Nostalgia, The Citizen Kane of Awful Cast: Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Edward Norton Director: Tony Gilroy Writers: Tony Gilroy, Dan Gilroy Estimated Budget: $125 million US Gross: $113 million “There was never just one”, the...
Now You See Me 2 – Review Bertie Archer July 3, 2016 Reviews Now You See Me 2’s pledge is simple: to be Now You See Me all over again. It’s no mistake or misdirection - this is the same trick they did last time. That doesn’t spoil all of the fun though - the...
The Fundamentals of Caring – Review Bertie Archer June 26, 2016 Reviews The analysis of paralysis is nothing new to cinema, and the path taken here has a very well-trodden access ramp laid out by numerous predecessors, with the untouchable French classic Intouchables a clear...
The Boss – Review Bertie Archer June 12, 2016 Reviews The Boss is at best a continuation of Get Hard, that ill-though-through Will Ferrell (who incidentally produces The Boss) “comedy" of yesteryear, in which our cretinous central character is jailed despite...
Holding The Man – Review Bertie Archer June 5, 2016 Reviews Stick with Holding The Man; what starts as an awkward school-day skit (Corr and Stott are as convincing teenagers as Hill and Tatum are in Jump Street) becomes a touching story with superb lead and supporting...
A Hologram For The King – Review Bertie Archer May 22, 2016 Reviews Hanks’ Alan is a fish so far out of water that he’s stuck in the middle of the desert, and that’s about as subtle as the metaphors get. This is Tykwer's post-Cloud Atlas fever dream, a messy and...
Sing Street – Review Bertie Archer May 21, 2016 Reviews Sing Street is a touching and toe-tapping delight from start to finish. Like an Irish, musical Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, Sing Street transposes the universal themes of youth and growth through pop...
Our Kind Of Traitor – Review Bertie Archer May 15, 2016 Reviews As couples therapy goes, tinkering with international espionage is an unconventional gambit. That is, however, the basic premise here. Flimsy foundation aside, Our Kind of Traitor ranks respectably within the...
Team Talk – Captain America: Civil War Bertie Archer May 10, 2016 Reviews The dust is settling after the smashing opening weekend of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's latest blockbuster, Captain America: Civil War. Before China and the USA - the two largest markets for Avengers: Age...
Florence Foster Jenkins – Review Bertie Archer May 8, 2016 Reviews Streep is typically spectacular as the caterwauling clubwoman, giving a performance which treads the fine line between delicate and deluded with grace. Hell, she’s even a magnificent bad-singer. It’s a...
Golden Years – Review Bertie Archer May 1, 2016 Reviews Golden Years is as grey as it gets. With plodding pace, decrepit cliché and a senile sense of storytelling, that this ever made it beyond ITV3’s film choice for a Tuesday morning is mind-boggling. The...
Captain America: Civil War – Review Bertie Archer April 29, 2016 Reviews Civil War assembles the Avengers for an all-out all-star battle. With newcomers Black Panther and Spider-Man offering show-stealing highlights, appetites are left whetted for the future, rather than teased...
Eye In The Sky – Review Bertie Archer April 17, 2016 Reviews In capturing the inanity and immediacy of drone warfare, with its focus tipped toward political procrastination rather than military manoeuvres, Eye In The Sky is an effective entry into a timely...
Where Are They Now?: Cloverfield Bertie Archer March 16, 2016 Features, Nostalgia, Where Are They Now? Let's face it: it seems highly unlikely that anyone we know from Cloverfield is going to be in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Most of the characters end up certifiably or almost certainly dead, and talk of the new movie...