Kevin Costner is Ethan Renner. Fresh from washing his mouth with gravel and his brain with cancer, he must injure and kill anyone he comes across to satisfy the wishes of his handler, Amber Heard…

… An impractically latex-clad Amber Heard. Is that standard CIA uniform?

There are two films fighting each other throughout 3 Days: one, with easy chemistry between Costner and Steinfield, sees some clichéd father/daughter bonding; the other features Costner blasting a bouncer’s foot off because he’s not allowed inside a club. Yeah, he’s hard to root for.

See also: the entire film.

A McG film… based on a story by Luc Besson. So why isn’t it more enjoyable?

RATING: 2/5

INFORMATION

CAST: Kevin Costner, Hailee Steinfeld, Connie Nielsen, Amber Heard

DIRECTOR: McG

WRITERS: Adi Hasak, Luc Besson

SYNOPSIS: With just weeks to live, a CIA agent takes up one final assignment with the promise of an experimental drug as a reward – though this soon impacts his burgeoning relationship with his daughter.